Pregnancy, I love you.
I love being pregnant SO much. I have never loved an experience in my life more. I know I’m lucky. Pregnancy is not easy for so many people and even when it is, not everyone likes it. I’m actually more […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Copen to Love
Hey! We got rid of the racist in less than 10 minutes! FUCKING FINALLY! I hate that we still had to see him again and I still hate ABC and the producers, but what a huge sigh of relief not […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Despicable Drama
Y’all, I’m pretty heated. This not even remotely veiled purposeful attempt to create drama by casting a racist to date the first black Bachelorette is despicable. Not only is it not fun to watch, it’s not acceptable. Racism shouldn’t be […]
The Bachelorette Recap: You Know Exactly What I Mean
Well, this is going to be a heavy night of Bachelorette recapping. Mostly we get to talk about racism that was both so overt and so subtle, it was like a master class in how to be a racist monster […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Rachel Can Do No Wrong
Rachel is not here for your nonsense and I have never loved a Bachelorette more. She is literally a perfect queen who can do no wrong. She handles DeMario PERFECTLY. She tells the guys, “I’m good though,” when they try […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Only Here for Copper
Guys, I know that I have to whine to do this recap, but this was hands down one of my favorite episodes of this show ever. The romance was mostly meh (EXCEPT PETER WHO I LOVE), but who really cares. […]
The Bachelorette Recap: The Lead We Need But Don’t Deserve
It’s Bachelorette season, the best season! I’m so excited to be back with y’all recapping this season with the best lead we’ve had for a good long while. Rachel is already a perfect angel of a Bachelorette—one episode in, she’s already […]
When You Can’t Run: An Identity Crisis
A few things you might know about me if you’ve frequented this site in recent years: I’m currently pregnant with a perfect little boy. I have what some might call an obsessive personality. I’m a new runner and I’m really, […]
Dear Baby McFlovin: A Letter at Week 22
Dear Baby McFlovin, Sweet angel boy, hello. You’ve been growing in me for 22 weeks, and every day that goes by I love you more and more. I’ve wanted you for SO long. Abstractly, I’ve wanted you since I was, […]
The Bachelor Recap: MEH
Oh boy, you guys. We had a finale! It went how I expected! I could not be less invested in a couple! Look, we all know the producers love to edit this show into oblivion so we know Vanessa and […]