A Birth Story Brag Story
I’ve so been wanting to tell you about the day our Malcolm arrived for so long, but it turns out having a newborn takes a lot of time. I’m so excited to finally tell our story, if only so I […]
The Bachelorette Recap: I Cried My Eyelashes Off
Well, what is there to say, really? I’m sitting here trying to sum up my feelings on this finale and all that’s coming out is a continuous low groaning sound. She has chosen Bryan, my least favorite guy from the […]
The Bachelorette Semi-Recap: “I Don’t Like Racism”
Hi, friends! I’m sorry I missed you last week, but really I did not miss you because I was busy cuddling my perfect baby who was born on July 23. Now, for tonight: I’m not doing a full recap because […]
Our Little One’s Nursery
You guys, I have been waiting not patiently at all to show you our sweet little boy’s nursery and now I finally can! Welcome to my happiest place: the room of Malcolm Lewis McAlexander-Flood. For months and months, I poured […]
The Bachelorette Recap: If Not, I’ll Kill You
These hometown dates were so varied and interesting and showed real families from all different backgrounds and experiences! It was such a refreshing thing to see from hometowns that we maybe never have? I cried three times? We even had […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Slow Switzerland
Y’all, Rachel is so emotionally mature and so strong and smart and handles difficult conversations so well and doesn’t put up with bullshit and is amazing. I can’t really handle it. Girl needs to be a life coach for basically […]
Pregnancy, I love you.
I love being pregnant SO much. I have never loved an experience in my life more. I know I’m lucky. Pregnancy is not easy for so many people and even when it is, not everyone likes it. I’m actually more […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Copen to Love
Hey! We got rid of the racist in less than 10 minutes! FUCKING FINALLY! I hate that we still had to see him again and I still hate ABC and the producers, but what a huge sigh of relief not […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Despicable Drama
Y’all, I’m pretty heated. This not even remotely veiled purposeful attempt to create drama by casting a racist to date the first black Bachelorette is despicable. Not only is it not fun to watch, it’s not acceptable. Racism shouldn’t be […]
The Bachelorette Recap: You Know Exactly What I Mean
Well, this is going to be a heavy night of Bachelorette recapping. Mostly we get to talk about racism that was both so overt and so subtle, it was like a master class in how to be a racist monster […]