Hello hello! You guys! If you’ll believe it, we actually did wayyyy more our second week in L.A. Luckily, things are getting more familiar and homey so it’s mostly been easier. And omg, sweet Malcolm is the most outgoing, brave […]
Alright you guys, I’m recovered from jetlag, having a working live TV situation, and a positive attitude. I will like this show again! I will! That said, I’m so so distracted by the aggressive evil happening at our borders. But. […]
Our family has some news! We’ve decided it’s high time we get Malcolm’s modeling career going, so we’ve moved to Los Angeles for the next six months! Both parts of this sentence are very true! Okay, but for real for […]
Oh my god, how much did this episode suck? All the dates were weird and bad! It was remarkably boring! The only likable man had to leave! But for real, is anyone feeling this season? I don’t think it’s Becca’s […]
You guys! You guys. I need to be frank with y’all. I am having some trouble really getting into this season. Maybe it was reading Bachelor Nation over the season break and really coming to terms with how formulaic and […]
Welcome back, babies! It’s Bachelorette season, the best season! We are truly so lucky to be out of Arie’s season. Do y’all remember how we had to watch that whole thing? I, like, almost have PTSD. But besides having to […]
Lately, I’ve been making an effort to primarily read books written by women, ideally women of color. This isn’t to say that there aren’t so many amazing books I want to read written by men (I saw Amor Towles just […]
Oh god, I hate this show. I hate Arie and his dumb face. I hate Chris Harrison’s simpering self-satisfaction. I hate it all. I was so anxious for tonight’s episode so we could get the end of this story and […]
Y’all. Y’ALL. I literally wrote an entire recap that I had to trash because the second we got to an ON CAMERA ENGAGEMENT BREAK UP BLINDSIDE where all Arie could talk about were his fucking feelings….. OH BOY. What in […]
Back again so soon! What will my life be like this week when I have to go a whole week without The Bachelor? Maybe I’ll be able to read?? As fantasy suite episodes go, I did not find this one […]