The BORED Bachelor Recap

This episode took me so, so long to watch because I was so, so bored. I do not care about Arie at all, still. I honestly feel like I’m letting y’all down as a recapper because as much as I […]

The Bachelor Recap: Swirling Doubts

It’s the week before hometowns and I don’t think any of these women have strong enough relationships with Arie to introduce them to their families, but alas, I am only your friendly neighborhood recapper, not the one handing out roses. […]

The Bachelor Recap: Florida Fits

Welcome to Fort Lauderdale! A city that really shelled out some dollars for this #sponsoredcontent! We’re halfway through? Already?? I am both shocked and pleased by this revelation (get me out of this season and onto the next, PLEASE). This […]

The Bachelor Recap: Off to the Races

Oh my gosh! It’s Bachelor season! The Bachelor is Arie! Wow! If I yell into my keyboard enough will something resembling genuine excitement and interest materialize? No? Darn. Well, here we are with a Bachelor I sincerely could not care […]

The Bachelor Recap: MEH

Oh boy, you guys. We had a finale! It went how I expected! I could not be less invested in a couple! Look, we all know the producers love to edit this show into oblivion so we know Vanessa and […]