Well, what an annoying two hours of television. Really. First of all, you want to know when we finally got to LAST WEEK’S ROSE CREMONY? Um, 74 MINUTES in. Nope, nope, nope. Second, all the guys were a bunch of […]
Will I ever be as proud of anything again as I am for having worked to elect President Obama? I found myself asking that question this Friday, not for the first time, as I walked down the street in one […]
So, guys, there are so many models and so many models on Instagram. If you followed all the hot models (obviously I mean cool and successful, not attractive though obviously, duh they’re models) on instagram, your feed would be OVERRUN. […]
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. So! Good job editors on making us think all hell broke loose this week, when really it’s just your run of the mill insecure boys just being themselves. Can they give out Xanax on […]
Hey, I know what you’re thinking: It’s about time you get fitness advice from a totally normal girl with totally unimpressive fitness skills. Don’t fear, I’m ready to do just that! But for real, I don’t know about you, but […]
So you might have heard that here at the McAlexander-Flood household, we make the best margaritas in the land. They come with the glasses salted and chilled and the drink tasting like pure sweet and sour heaven. We didn’t always […]
If you’ve ever said the phrase, “it’s just TV” or “get over it, X show isn’t real,” I can bet that we aren’t going to get along well. It’s never been “just TV” to me (or “just a book” or […]
Another week, another cliff hanger! Another week, another bout of cultural appropriation! Another week, another man melting down and imploding! Another week, another pretentious asshole! Ah, the many joys of The Bachelorette. This week, the fifth week, is when you’re […]
Sometimes I think I’m pretty enlightened, as people go. By this I mean that I try pretty hard most days to be a considerate, compassionate contributor to the world. I respect the universe, and I think about the kind of […]
I’ve often been called sassy and I find it to be the highest compliment. I think most people do. But of course sometimes people don’t mean it that way or sometimes people really get their feelings hurt when you call […]