The Bachelor Recap: Women Tell All

How is everyone feeling at the end of HOUR NINE of Bachelor land content this week? Oh, you were sane and didn’t watch Bachelor Winter Games? Actually Winter Games was more charming than this actual show, but yikes, that is […]

The BORED Bachelor Recap

This episode took me so, so long to watch because I was so, so bored. I do not care about Arie at all, still. I honestly feel like I’m letting y’all down as a recapper because as much as I […]

The Bachelor Recap: Swirling Doubts

It’s the week before hometowns and I don’t think any of these women have strong enough relationships with Arie to introduce them to their families, but alas, I am only your friendly neighborhood recapper, not the one handing out roses. […]