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The Bachelorette Recap: Hi Haters, Bye Haters

July 13, 2015

WELL, all right. I’m just going to be real honest up front. This is basically an essay on hating Nick. Like, I actually thought my boyfriend and I might get a noise complaint because I was yelling at my TV […]

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The Bachelorette Recap: Who’s the Bigger Weenie?

July 6, 2015

I was not expecting to enjoy tonight’s episode! I really thought it was going to be boring town, but hey! It was actually pretty good. But let me be real upfront with y’all. I have this tendency to just really […]

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The Bachelorette Recap: Why Is Everyone So Annoying?

June 30, 2015June 30, 2015

Well, what an annoying two hours of television. Really. First of all, you want to know when we finally got to LAST WEEK’S ROSE CREMONY? Um, 74 MINUTES in. Nope, nope, nope. Second, all the guys were a bunch of […]

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The Bachelorette Recap: Chill Out, You Guys

June 23, 2015June 23, 2015

Oh boy oh boy oh boy. So! Good job editors on making us think all hell broke loose this week, when really it’s just your run of the mill insecure boys just being themselves. Can they give out Xanax on […]

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The Bachelorette Recap: Hi, Get Over Yourself

June 16, 2015June 16, 2015

Another week, another cliff hanger! Another week, another bout of cultural appropriation! Another week, another man melting down and imploding! Another week, another pretentious asshole! Ah, the many joys of The Bachelorette. This week, the fifth week, is when you’re […]

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The Bachelorette's Rap Battle. *Image source: ABC. Originally seen on Eonline http://www.eonline.com/news/664467/why-can-t-we-quit-you-the-bachelorette-nick-viall-has-arrived-to-make-everything-worse/

The Bachelorette Recap: Kaitlyn Gets Fresh

June 9, 2015June 9, 2015

Oh, drama drama drama! No one is going to be happy for long in this little Bachelorette land — least of all, the audience who got ZERO rose ceremonies last night. Should I write a letter to Chris Harrison telling […]

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The Bachelorette's Kaitlyn and Shawn B. *Image source: Rick Rowell, via ABC. Originally seen on WetPaint.com. http://http://www.wetpaint.com/2015-06-01-bachelorette-recap-season-11-episode-3/

The Bachelorette Recap: Boys Be Bach Shit Crazy

June 2, 2015

Oh boy, oh boy, you guys. These boys just really went straight to crazy town this week. Last night’s episode was about as weird as they get in Bachelorette land. Kaitlyn picks weird/funny dates! Chris picks creepy as hell dates! The […]

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The Bachelorette's Boys waiting to box. *Image source: Rick Rowell, via ABC. Originally seen on People.com. http://www.people.com/article/bachelorette-recap-kupah-breakdown-ben-z-punches-jared-season-11-episode-3

The Bachelorette Recap: There Should Be A Nose Wrinkle Quota

May 26, 2015May 31, 2015

Well that was a fun two hours of television! Not including the stupidest two-bachelorette premise at the start, it seems like this might be one of the best seasons. Kaitlyn is a truly great Bachelorette—speaking her mind, sassing the men, […]

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The Bachelorette's Kaitlyn. *Image source: screen shot from The Bachelorette on ABC.

The Bachelorette Recap: I’m So Ready

May 20, 2015May 31, 2015

THANK. GOD.  A whole season of Kaitlyn being a gem lies ahead of us!  Did anyone else tear up when she called her mom? Just me? Let’s dive right in. With just an hour, the men didn’t have too much […]

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The Bachelorette's Kaitlyn and Britt. *Image source: https://twitter.com/BacheloretteABC

The Bachelorette Recap: We’re Really Doing This

May 19, 2015May 31, 2015

So I really wasn’t going to watch this season of The Bachelorette. I thought I was finally, really done being a part of Bachelor Nation (their name, not mine, obviously) after watching the show on and off (mostly on…) since […]

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