WELL, all right. I’m just going to be real honest up front. This is basically an essay on hating Nick. Like, I actually thought my boyfriend and I might get a noise complaint because I was yelling at my TV […]
I was not expecting to enjoy tonight’s episode! I really thought it was going to be boring town, but hey! It was actually pretty good. But let me be real upfront with y’all. I have this tendency to just really […]
Well, what an annoying two hours of television. Really. First of all, you want to know when we finally got to LAST WEEK’S ROSE CREMONY? Um, 74 MINUTES in. Nope, nope, nope. Second, all the guys were a bunch of […]
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. So! Good job editors on making us think all hell broke loose this week, when really it’s just your run of the mill insecure boys just being themselves. Can they give out Xanax on […]
Another week, another cliff hanger! Another week, another bout of cultural appropriation! Another week, another man melting down and imploding! Another week, another pretentious asshole! Ah, the many joys of The Bachelorette. This week, the fifth week, is when you’re […]
Oh, drama drama drama! No one is going to be happy for long in this little Bachelorette land — least of all, the audience who got ZERO rose ceremonies last night. Should I write a letter to Chris Harrison telling […]
Oh boy, oh boy, you guys. These boys just really went straight to crazy town this week. Last night’s episode was about as weird as they get in Bachelorette land. Kaitlyn picks weird/funny dates! Chris picks creepy as hell dates! The […]
Well that was a fun two hours of television! Not including the stupidest two-bachelorette premise at the start, it seems like this might be one of the best seasons. Kaitlyn is a truly great Bachelorette—speaking her mind, sassing the men, […]
THANK. GOD. A whole season of Kaitlyn being a gem lies ahead of us! Did anyone else tear up when she called her mom? Just me? Let’s dive right in. With just an hour, the men didn’t have too much […]
So I really wasn’t going to watch this season of The Bachelorette. I thought I was finally, really done being a part of Bachelor Nation (their name, not mine, obviously) after watching the show on and off (mostly on…) since […]