The Bachelorette Recap: This Is Unreal

Oh, another episode of The Bachelorette dedicated completely to a villain! How groundbreaking. Basically none of the men looked good in this episode unless they were mostly silent and completely avoided Chad. Like, we have already established how many issues Chad […]

The Bachelor Recap: Women Tell All

I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate the Women Tell All episode. It’s like, “Hey, let’s replay all of the most sexist, cringe-worthy, manufactured moments, condescend to a bunch of grown women about the ‘mistakes’ they made not finding love on […]

The Bachelor Recap: Unreal

Well, we’ve reached hometown dates! It’s the last non-boring episode of the season! (Although Ben’s stupid big mouth makes it seem like perhaps that boring curse will not be true here).  All the families this season were completely lovely, even […]

The Bachelor Recap: Bland Ben

If you were forgetting how wholesome our Bachelor was, don’t you worry! This episode took us back to his AMAZING HOMETOWN WARSAW, INDIANA just to remind us. How hard are these producers swerving back from Kaitlyn’s persona with this season? “We’re […]