The Bachelor Recap: Everything is Awful
YOU GUYS. This episode was SO. SO. SO bad. I actually had to pause the episode to take calming breaths. Not to be a huge downer, but I’m feeling kind of icky and like I shouldn’t be supporting this sexist […]
The Bachelor Recap: I’m Sad About Leaving My Friends
Hello, and welcome back! Despite the fact that I’m quite irked to have been the only person living in Georgia who wasn’t watching the college football playoff, I am finally glad to be back in Bachelor land with all of […]
The Bachelor Recap: Off to the Races
Oh my gosh! It’s Bachelor season! The Bachelor is Arie! Wow! If I yell into my keyboard enough will something resembling genuine excitement and interest materialize? No? Darn. Well, here we are with a Bachelor I sincerely could not care […]
The Bachelorette Recap: I Cried My Eyelashes Off
Well, what is there to say, really? I’m sitting here trying to sum up my feelings on this finale and all that’s coming out is a continuous low groaning sound. She has chosen Bryan, my least favorite guy from the […]
The Bachelorette Semi-Recap: “I Don’t Like Racism”
Hi, friends! I’m sorry I missed you last week, but really I did not miss you because I was busy cuddling my perfect baby who was born on July 23. Now, for tonight: I’m not doing a full recap because […]
The Bachelorette Recap: If Not, I’ll Kill You
These hometown dates were so varied and interesting and showed real families from all different backgrounds and experiences! It was such a refreshing thing to see from hometowns that we maybe never have? I cried three times? We even had […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Slow Switzerland
Y’all, Rachel is so emotionally mature and so strong and smart and handles difficult conversations so well and doesn’t put up with bullshit and is amazing. I can’t really handle it. Girl needs to be a life coach for basically […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Copen to Love
Hey! We got rid of the racist in less than 10 minutes! FUCKING FINALLY! I hate that we still had to see him again and I still hate ABC and the producers, but what a huge sigh of relief not […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Despicable Drama
Y’all, I’m pretty heated. This not even remotely veiled purposeful attempt to create drama by casting a racist to date the first black Bachelorette is despicable. Not only is it not fun to watch, it’s not acceptable. Racism shouldn’t be […]
The Bachelorette Recap: You Know Exactly What I Mean
Well, this is going to be a heavy night of Bachelorette recapping. Mostly we get to talk about racism that was both so overt and so subtle, it was like a master class in how to be a racist monster […]