I’m Not THAT Enlightened
Sometimes I think I’m pretty enlightened, as people go. By this I mean that I try pretty hard most days to be a considerate, compassionate contributor to the world. I respect the universe, and I think about the kind of […]
My Favorite Sassy Ladies of Literature
I’ve often been called sassy and I find it to be the highest compliment. I think most people do. But of course sometimes people don’t mean it that way or sometimes people really get their feelings hurt when you call […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Kaitlyn Gets Fresh
Oh, drama drama drama! No one is going to be happy for long in this little Bachelorette land — least of all, the audience who got ZERO rose ceremonies last night. Should I write a letter to Chris Harrison telling […]
Working Out Is Hard
This past Monday, I (kind of) completed my May Yoga Challenge I had set for myself and I was really proud. I only kind of completed it because Monday was (technically) in June, but sometimes you have to cut yourself some […]
The Bachelorette Recap: Boys Be Bach Shit Crazy
Oh boy, oh boy, you guys. These boys just really went straight to crazy town this week. Last night’s episode was about as weird as they get in Bachelorette land. Kaitlyn picks weird/funny dates! Chris picks creepy as hell dates! The […]
Moms: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things
Today is my perfect mom’s birthday. I think if you are lucky enough to have a great mom, you often blissfully think, “Ah, moms. Moms are the best.” I do this a lot because I have been so #blessed to […]
Blue Ivy’s Cooler Than You: In Italy
Welcome to your new favorite Alice McAlex series: Blue Ivy’s Cooler Than You™. Here, we’ll follow Miss Blue Ivy Carter through her magical life, watching her blossom into her role as the world’s royal princess. For this segment of Blue […]
The Bachelorette Recap: There Should Be A Nose Wrinkle Quota
Well that was a fun two hours of television! Not including the stupidest two-bachelorette premise at the start, it seems like this might be one of the best seasons. Kaitlyn is a truly great Bachelorette—speaking her mind, sassing the men, […]
It’s Not That Crowded
Guys, it’s just not that crowded. Sure, it is plenty crowded in New York. I could just as easily make this essay, “Why is it so crowded here?” because really, there are just So. Many. People. Crowds are basically part […]
Love On Top: Beyoncé at my wedding.
Obviously, I am a huge Beyoncé fan because hello, I am human and recognize our Queen. But in a total lack of foresight, I never realized that oh my gosh, I could dance to a Beyoncé song for my first […]