Well, we’ve reached hometown dates! It’s the last non-boring episode of the season! (Although Ben’s stupid big mouth makes it seem like perhaps that boring curse will not be true here).  All the families this season were completely lovely, even […]

If you were forgetting how wholesome our Bachelor was, don’t you worry! This episode took us back to his AMAZING HOMETOWN WARSAW, INDIANA just to remind us. How hard are these producers swerving back from Kaitlyn’s persona with this season? “We’re […]

Ugh, I hated Ben this entire episode. Seriously, what is wrong with him? Literally why is he so obsessed with having the women cry to him about some heartbreak only he can fix? This is so weird and so gross. […]

Well, we had an episode of  last night! Stuff happened! It was…. mildly entertaining? I felt pretty underwhelmed by this episode. Honestly, it felt exactly like every other episode this season: Olivia is delusional, everyone is insecure, the sweet girls […]

This week I have finally started to buy into the whole Ben thing. He was pretty great this week, you guys! First, I’m pretty sure he was TRASHED by the end of the group date and I’m down for that. He […]

I’ve got to tell you guys, I’m coming in hot to this recap tonight. That episode got me REALLY heated. I’m not sure we’ve ever seen a collection of mean girls all ganging up on someone like we saw over […]

Well, this ridiculous episode was everything we’ve signed up for, America. We asked for this! We got it! Thank god. Our handsome, personality-less Bachelor, says a lot of lame things through sexist and lame dates while some relatively sane women […]

It’s BAAAACK! Oh boy, here we go you guys. For real, how has it been six months since we last talked Bachelor land together? It feels like just yesterday. Let’s do this all over again, shall we? I can’t wait. […]