Welcome to your new favorite Alice McAlex series: Blue Ivy’s Cooler Than You™. Here, we’ll follow Miss Blue Ivy Carter through her magical life, watching her blossom into her role as the world’s royal princess.
For this segment of Blue Ivy’s Cooler Than You™ let’s see how Miss Thing enjoyed Florence, Italy with her boos/parents.
Let’s start off easy. Here’s Blue Ivy sleeping in a car–pretty standard. Oh wait, NEVER MIND, Beyoncé’s snoozing right beside. NO LONGER STANDARD.
Well, this picture is just too much. I’m looking at two beautiful angels. Should I blow this up and frame it and hang a version in every room in my apartment (all two of them)? Also, I’m digging your dress, Blue Ivy, and would 100% wear it.
Just a little girl on a carousel ride ALL TO HERSELF. I for sure think my favorite part of being stupid rich would be going to theme parks when no one else is around.
“I’m pretty and I know it.”
Oh, the joys of matching your outfit to nature. P.S. your hair bows are on point, Missy.
I’m SO INTO Jay being the cutest dad. I’m swooning all over the place here.
I’m going to open a Blue Ivy Art Gallery and one whole exhibit is going to be Blue Ivy in helicopter headphones (so many pictures!) and another whole exhibit is going to be Blue Ivy and Beyoncé mean mugging (so many pictures!) and I’m going to get rave reviews from every single art critic. Also, Blue, darling–you’re selfie game is so much better than mine already ugh.
Alright, we must all stop everything. EVERYTHING, do you hear me? Why? Because Beyoncé and I wear the same shoes! No thank you, I do not care to hear that everyone has been wearing white Chucks since forever and that it’s recently the new uniform of, well, all cool girls/wannabe cool girls. Beyoncé and I wear the same shoes! And Blue has the adorable child version in much more practical black!
Let’s all call it a day, now–we dress like Beyoncé, nothing else matters.
All images courtesy of Beyoncé, via Beyonce.com