Hello, and welcome back! Despite the fact that I’m quite irked to have been the only person living in Georgia who wasn’t watching the college football playoff, I am finally glad to be back in Bachelor land with all of […]
Oh my gosh! It’s Bachelor season! The Bachelor is Arie! Wow! If I yell into my keyboard enough will something resembling genuine excitement and interest materialize? No? Darn. Well, here we are with a Bachelor I sincerely could not care […]
Oh boy, you guys. We had a finale! It went how I expected! I could not be less invested in a couple! Look, we all know the producers love to edit this show into oblivion so we know Vanessa and […]
Are we going to get some sort of reward for making it through three hours of The Bachelor two weeks in a row? I mean, honestly, the fact that I survived that “Women Tell All” disaster probably means I shouldn’t […]
Tonight, we had a short little episode of the Bachelor and besides not having the normal structure I’m used to, I am quite grateful—both because sorry, we do not need two hours when there are this few women, and because […]
I literally, you guys, can not even talk about how mad I am at this stupid cliffhanger episode. CLIFFHANGERS WORK IF YOU USE THEM SPARINGLY. Otherwise, I just hate you with a fiery passion. I’m so heated and annoyed, I […]
Well, I had my first genuine reaction of surprise tonight (at the end!)! With so many dumb preview manipulations, I have lost the ability to care about almost every “shocking” moment. But you got me this time, Nicholas! Tonight was […]
Oh boy, absolutely everyone is full on melting down. So much angst! Everyone is questioning everything and sometimes, theses ladies just need to remember they’re on a TV show and not everything means SOMETHING. Meanwhile, Nick seems to be taking […]
OMG GIRLS LOVE FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER ISN’T IT SO FUN TO WATCH GIRLS ARE SO CRAZY OMG. I really hate talking about women vs. other women, so clearly, this was the most annoying episode to watch/recap since the main […]
Ugh. As lovely Vanessa says, “this was another Corinne show tonight,” and just like Taylor, I wish all the Corinne nonsense was over. I have no patience for manufactured villains on this show. Sean Lowe tweeted that we all watch […]